Yours Mine and Ours

Out of the mouth of babes!



Aiden came running in our room at 5:27am!! And said “it’s time to get up mommy!!”

We were watching the Trampoline Olympics and Sam said “holy cow!” Aiden looked at Sam and said “we don’t say that word Sammy, we say oh darn it!”

I said something that hurt Aiden’s feelings, and I said “awe, I’m sorry”, he turned and looked at me and said “mom, don’t talk like a baby!”

I was laying on the couch and Aiden came over and gave me a raspberry on my tummy and said “ew mom! The baby farted!!”

I told Aiden something was Bear’s and he said to me “Actually, mom, it’s not”

We were driving home from Grandma’s and Aiden’s favorite song came on (Big girls don’t cry by Fergie), I was singing along and Aiden said “don’t sing mom! I’m singing it!”

It was about 2:30 am and Aiden came screaming into our room and said “mommy the sandman is in my room!” I thought it was a cute story that would help him go to sleep!

We were in the grocery store and Aiden saw some lunchables, so I let him have some as a snack, and he said “just like Dylan’s, thanks mom!” it reminded me of the kid on the bus who’s mom finally sent him lunchables and he jumped up and yelled out the window “thanks mom!!”

Michael and I have a terrible habit of drinking Pepsi and Aiden of course wants to drink it too. To deter him we told him it tasted like pooh pooh, so now he says “I want a pooh pooh drink!” well, we thought we’d trick him again so Michael took a drink and said “oh! I have a belly ache!!” Now when Aiden drinks something like sprite he looks at us, clenches his stomach and says “oh! I have a belly ache!!”

When Aiden is naughty I tell him he has 3 seconds to stop or he’ll have a certain consequence, I look at him and say “one, two…” he looks at me and says “2 and a half, 2 and three quarters…..” and laughs

Yesterday I told Aiden I would make him a tortilla and cheese, and I said if I do that will you eat your chicken? He looked at me and said “probably not”

This morning Aiden was putting on his shoes (by himself of course) and the tongue kept getting caught, Aiden grunted and said “I’m freaking me nuts!”